My first class conference last week was crushed by an e-mail came from one professor in the ISS, it was about a joke between a Rabbit and a Fox. Soon it became a famous joke between us, all ISS participants, especially when Lorenc (one of my pal) gave a respond for the e-mail. Let’s name the professor as Prof. JB, he teaches “Public Sector Reform” class, here comes his joke–I’d like to give it a predicate as e-mail and joke of the week on MA student conference, the “Policy Lesson”:
It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: “What are you working on?”
Rabbit: “My thesis.”
Fox: “Hmm… What is it about?”
Rabbit: “Oh, I’m writing about how rabbits eat foxes.”
Fox: “That’s ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don’t eat foxes!
Rabbit: “Come with me and I’ll show you!”
They both disappear into the rabbit’s burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: “What’s that you are writing?”
Rabbit: “I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves.”
Wolf: “you don’t expect to get such rubbish published, do you?”
Rabbit: “No problem. Do you want to see why?”
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, “What are you doing?
Rabbit: “I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears.”
Bear: “Well that’s absurd ! “
Rabbit: “Come into my home and I’ll show you”
Scene : As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to a lion.
Moral: IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.
And then my “crazy” pal, Lorenc, from out of nowhere, thought that he should respond the e-mail. He tried to figure out how to respond for Prof JB’s joke in a “proper” manner. After a pause of some time for a hard thinking (according to Ita), he came to a crazy idea for responding Prof JB’s joke. Read it yourself, “Policy Lesson, Continued…”, then you will find out how really “crazy” Lorenc is:
A rabbit was assigned the Lion as Supervisor for his research thesis.
Confident enough that through his research he would discover something that no one else knew, and contribute to the wealth of animal knowledge and understanding,
The rabbit sat near a canal and started typewriting.
After a while a fox passes nearby. The rabbit was eager to show her what he was writing, but she simply greeted him and continued her walk.
Soon after a wolf passes nearby, and the rabbit jumps to tell him what his paper was all about, but the wolf said he had to rush cause his wife was on holidays and he had to take care of the kids at home.
Finally a bear comes along and asks: “What are you writing?”
The rabbit was so happy that started to make a summary of his paper. But the bear interrupted him abruptly: “Don’t care to know, just asked for being polite”.
Moral: “NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOUR THESIS OR YOUR SUPERVISOR IS; PROBABLY THERE WILL BE ONLY THE TWO OF YOU WHO WILL READ IT”
Have a nice weekend everybody…:)